Director: Bill Bennett
Starring: Sandra Bullock, Denis Leary, Yaphet Kotto
Running Time: 96 minutes
Synopsis: Small-time and rather dim thief Frank (Denis Leary) and his long-suffering girlfriend Roz (Sandra Bullock) have just stolen a precious painting on behalf of a Boston mobster. While waiting to connect with the buyer, they help themselves to a hide-out at a lavish unoccupied Rhode Island vacation home. Roz is soon infatuated by wealthy neighbour Evan (Stephen Dillane), straining her relationship with Frank, while Detective O'Malley (Yaphet Kotto) closes in on the couple.
What Works Well: Yaphet Kotto lends undeserved stature to an otherwise talent-starved project. That a black cop could be called "O'Malley" is about as funny as the script gets.
What Does Not Work As Well: Ineptly co-written by co-star and stand-up comic Denis Leary, this is a not-even-half-baked idea for an old fashioned romantic comedy that quickly withers and dies. Frank and Roz as a none-too-bright bickering couple are devastatingly uninteresting, charisma-free, and never funny, together creating a black hole that sucks the soul out of the content-challenged plot. An attempt at comic relief through the bungling antics of the Boston goons only serves to expose the witless core.
Key Quote:
Frank (to Roz): People like us are born in little houses and die in little houses, and we've got to find happiness somewhere in between.

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