tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8955864147442988746.post925086685733108297..comments2024-03-28T03:28:59.634-07:00Comments on The Ace Black Movie Blog: Movie Review: Body Of Evidence (1993)aceblackblog.http://www.blogger.com/profile/08404695143187261837noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8955864147442988746.post-61466638869519995102023-04-22T07:06:45.900-07:002023-04-22T07:06:45.900-07:00Body Of Evidence would have had a better chance of...Body Of Evidence would have had a better chance of success with a half-decent script and a half-decent director. Instead Brad Mirman wrote a screenplay sluggish .... <br />Ex-promising director Uli Edel used Body Of Evidence to prove his inability to deliver quality movies, spending most of the rest of his tattered career in TV land.<br /><br />But there is Madonna! The centre is sexy Madonna, flapping her eyelids in a desperate attempt to prove that she belongs on the big screen. ... but the only thing he knows how to do is get... "slammed" by all the male protagonists in the film! <br />Amazingly, a talented group of performers signed on for this erotic-trhiller mishmash, including Joe Mantegna, Anne Archer, Frank Langella, Jurgen Prochnow, and Julianne Moore, all of whom do their best to breathe some life into this movie. <br />Willem Dafoe, also a good actor, is the most uncomfortably miscast of the bunch as Madonna's lawyer who is susceptible to his gorgeous client's sultry charms. He is absolutely not fit for a role, not being sexy! Devil: let's talk about Doctor Goblin...<br />As for Madonna herself, she is the perfect choice for such a from slut role. The part doesn't call for much more than removing clothing and heavy-breathing, moan, and... mount the cock of her naive lawyer and her old lover, riding them with a conviction that would make even Cicciolina pale ! Madonna was smoking hot in this sex scenes and I'd bet the actors had to take a Valium to keep the excitement under control and contained if you catch my drift...... And as long as the script she is given sticks to those aspects, then she is safe. <br /><br />But deep down who cares about history, ... whose killer is it,... whether Madonna is guilty or not .... Us horny little boys, are here to see this silly but funny B-movie , only for one... reason...Frank Dulenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03979909421576937278noreply@blogger.com